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Maellus · Aug 16, 2006, 09:17 PM // 21:17

This one is just for fun...though the tag is a little controversial...and it doesn't exist (i hope).

Kick Kurzick Knads [KKK]

I've spammed recruitment messages in House Zu Heltzer as a joke a couple of times.

This one is for the Elder Scrolls fans out there. Back when i was waiting for Oblivion to come out i created this guild

Pending Oblivion [ESIV]

Sir Skullcrasher · Aug 16, 2006, 10:01 PM // 22:01

I got a few more...

suxxons kills noobizks in [AB]
no heal for [noobs]
Extremely Chubby Warriors [ECW]

Count to Potato · Aug 16, 2006, 10:58 PM // 22:58

We Hate Fat Indians [WhFI]

Recruitment Spam: Ever had a fat indian teacher that treated you like a new fresh chocolate? We did! Join We Hate Fat Indians [WhFI]

art_ · Aug 17, 2006, 02:54 AM // 02:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Venice Queen

Guild Name: A Most Excellent Guild

Guild Tag: DUDE

Guild Motto: Excelliciously Bodacious, dude!

Cape:

haha. Awesome!

Shattered Shell · Aug 17, 2006, 04:43 AM // 04:43

*Disclaimer: This guild is fictional. Any and all resemblances to actual groups or persons is purely coincidental.

zarah · Aug 17, 2006, 07:53 AM // 07:53

Not very creative, but it just had to be in the contest

Guildname: Gwens Guild
Tag: [GG]
Cape: see link
No recruitment, one man guild is fun!

Falrow · Aug 17, 2006, 07:55 AM // 07:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brewmaster

-What Happened Last Night [Beer]

FTW!!

Mr Smallwood · Aug 17, 2006, 10:49 AM // 10:49

it seems to me that some recruitment spams are longer then what you actually can type in local chat. Is that allowed?

Xpl0iter · Aug 17, 2006, 11:22 AM // 11:22

*This Post is Gone from My side.*
Someone said i had most entries, and i had forgot to remove these since pyro raised issue of them not being original.
*Regardz*

Now, i total have 5 Entries, Listed Below.

Aera · Aug 17, 2006, 12:17 PM // 12:17

Guildname: Ebay Tigers ( Referring to r9 accounts bought from ebay )
Guildtag: eT
Recruitmentspam: We don't actually need people, but if you're r9 and a total noob, come join us!

Shyft the Pyro · Aug 17, 2006, 02:26 PM // 14:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xpl0iter

Please do not feed the plus size [grlz]
Spam: Under Work
Cape: Under Work

Swallow or its going in your [EYES]
Spam: Under Work
Cape: Under Work

WE SUPPORT SINGLE [MOMS]
Spam: MOMS Recruiting Level 20 Players!! It's time to sit down and declare your support for our Moms!! Won't you like to join our guild and lend your lap to us?
Cape: Under Work

RIDE THE HANDICAPPED SAVE SOME [GAS]
Spam: Under Work
Cape: Under Work

OUR LADIES DONT [SPIT]
Ladies Recruiting Shiverpeak -Imps. Our guild rules of etiquette clearly state that our ladies keep their elbows off the table. Oh, and we do pay for half of the abortion.
Cape: Under Work

You MUST be this long to [RIDE]
Spam: Riders are Recruiting!! Obey the written and Oral instructions: Do not interfere with safety devices. Do not Bounce or Swing unless otherwise instructed.
Requirements to Join our Guild are Strict: Players Must be Level (Age) 18 and Above (Approx 7" space between fingers is required to Join Us)
Cape: Under Work

TO WOMEN FROM [GOD]
Spam: God is Recruiting Players! You know that you're God's gift to women. Now you have our Guild to prove it!
Cape: Under Work

Im CUTE? NO [SH1T]
Teh Sh1t is Recruiting! Tired of hearing the same stuff when flaunting your delicious goodies down the towns? Don't even talk back, just Join our Guild!
Cape: Under Work

1f u r34d th1s u n33d t0 g37 [l41d]
Spam: Nerds are Recruiting!! Our cybering doesn't count. Private Message me for More Information! We have Babes (with Glasses) waiting for you with their laptops and cams!
Cape: Under Work

Staying true to your forum name, I see. All of those are "borrowed" (since nothing on the Internet is ever "stolen"

) from TShirtHell shirts.

Sir Skullcrasher · Aug 17, 2006, 03:59 PM // 15:59

wow some of these guild is funny!

ColaManiac · Aug 17, 2006, 04:05 PM // 16:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Smallwood

it seems to me that some recruitment spams are longer then what you actually can type in local chat. Is that allowed?

you can always put your guild rec on 2-3 messages, it's little bit longer but sometimes it's more effective. So i quess it's okay... =^.^=

Zinger314 · Aug 17, 2006, 04:10 PM // 16:10

Just want to state something I've noticed.

Look at the original rules:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Akhilleus

in this contest the person who forms the most unique guild wins.

Many of the guilds posted here are clever, not unique. The subliminal Rank/FoW puns have all been done before. Same as the Tag extensions of the guild name.

Let's take HoH victories as an example. After you win HoH, the green text of your guild name is broadcasted to everyone. A person seeing a clever guild name will go "LOL!", but a person seeing a unique guild name will go "WTF?". (hence, my entry

)

Sir Skullcrasher · Aug 17, 2006, 04:27 PM // 16:27

zinger314... snakes!! snakes!! lol funny guild name!

shadowtwin · Aug 17, 2006, 05:43 PM // 17:43

okay, my wife told me to throw my guild into the fray. My guild has only three members; my three accounts. Here it is:

The Guild:

My (so called) recruitment spam:

I spam that in town whenever I see other people advertising.

The cape:

The cape isn't all that great, but the pink armor that all my characters wear to match it is good stuff.

Shyft the Pyro · Aug 17, 2006, 05:52 PM // 17:52

Lovely guild, shadowtwin. Would you consider an alliance with my "I Never Wanted A Guild" [solo]?

Naughty Zoot · Aug 17, 2006, 08:40 PM // 20:40

Must admit, there’s some pretty damn funny ones already posted…

Anyway, here’s my entry (hope the image works):

Working the Strip...I guess Blondes are getting all the business…
Pole dance routine…

The cape? Well, it had to be the beaver, didn’t it?
Recruitment Ad: Hey Baby, you lookin’ for a good time? As Subtle As A Vegas Hooker are recruiting - 100 gold gets you all the Guild you need!

Yeah, that's right, YOU gotta pay to get in this Guild!

Edit: oh yeah, the Guild looks favourably on mesmers (they just look like pimps), rentboy rangers, warriors with pink (or any other garish colour) armour and scantily clad female characters... IF YOU GOT IT, FLAUNT IT...

Variations on the theme:

Subtle as an ANet Nerf
Tag: [Nooo], as your favourite skill gets the bat…

Subtle as a Mursaat Hammer
Tag: [Ouch]

Subtle as a Mullet
Tag: [ROCK]

Subtle as a Charr Warrior in heat
Tag: [Run]

SnipiousMax · Aug 17, 2006, 08:57 PM // 20:57

Guild {Tag}: One Shot One {KILL}

Recruitment Spam: One Shot One {KILL}, no exceptions. Recruting killers, targets supplied.

(from the movie Sniper).

whitedragon · Aug 17, 2006, 09:35 PM // 21:35

Guild- PWNED R US {HELP}

Recruitment Spam- Are u a noob,tired of getting pwned ,beat down or just plain whooped then join PWNED R US we'll start u out in are pwned protection program(RUN AND HIDE) join now

cape -just plain pink